Gun-slingin' Gothic Glam

So this is my super hot goth bracelet. I think chains are just about the best item you can put on any article of clothing. Chains look good on everything and once I can, I want to put chain decoration along the walls of a room of my house. I also think wires are pretty hot, too, and I'd probably put those in a giant bundle along the bases of the room. It will be my goth room, right next to my bright pink frilly girly room. I wear this bracelet a lot, so it was such a good investment. Got it from Hot Topic. When my outfit is on the girlier side, I can make it edgy with just this piece to say "hey, I may be pretty but if you mess with me I'll mess you up back." That's why I'm such a big promoter of open-carry in a crowd. Criminals go for the person who looks the weakest, and it's likely they won't even hurt you because they'll be too afraid of getting shot. It's just common sense to go for the path of least resistance. However, if you're alone in an alleyway, I think it's more logical to conceal carry. That way you'll have an advantage the fudger won't know about and then you get your wallet, watch, change purse, GUN! BAM! I'm a pacifist, but I would never just let a criminal get away with it if possible. Self-defense is great, too bad you have to worry about legal hassles if the criminal tries to sue. Hopefully that will go away one day.

Here, we also have my delectable purple necklace. Nate made this! I seem to have a lot of Nate clothes, lol. He's just an amazing designer. He used an old shirt of mine that I didn't want and turned it into this smokin' piece. It simply velcros in the back, and I think this is probably my fave necklace ever. Probably.

The outfit! I'm wearing a close-to-dress-length blue shirt that I bought from Aeropostale. But if you wore it as a dress, your butt would be hanging out for all to see and unfortunately, that's against the law in most places. I have it in another color, pink, but I chose the blue one because I like it better with the rest of these clothes I'm wearing. I really like how the tops look layered, it mixes up the outfit a bit and aesthetically pleases me. The knit top I bought at a Florida Goodwill (I find the best things there!) Brand: Old Navy. That's what the tag says! What a cute store. I've found some adorable things there, too. The pants were bought at Target, the brand on the button says Mossimo Supply Co. They're the only dark-wash jeans I own, and they're alright. I probably should have gotten a size up, but it wasn't in stock that day. They do look really really sextastic on my legs, though. They hug my knee and flare out just slightly. Perfect.

I normally have the worst trouble finding pants, because the legs will be amazing all the time, but either the waist is too tight or the butt area is just too big. Hello! Make clothes for all women, not just models! I have a nice butt, I have the hottest butt, in fact. I love my butt. And I love that I'm no stick figure either. I love my body the way every girl should, so why ain't there no lovin' from these clothin' comp-nies?

By the way, I never shop online for clothes because I never know how it's going to fit on me. I am always weirded by how easy it is for some people to do so, but I have a hard enough time at the stores. I'm extra extra picky, so I have to love something to buy it. Except pants.

La-la listen to the La-la song if you don't mind sexy..uhm, "foul" language. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2eQDNGSGA

Much adoration of nature and science,

Grown-Up Goth